//SOMEONE GET MY SISTER OFF THE COUCH SO I CAN FIND THE REMOTE CONTROL SO FOR ONCE I CAN WATCH SOMETHING

I WAS IN THAT SPOT BUT SHE STOLE IT WHEN I WENT TO CLASS AND NOW SHE’S LAYING ON THE REMOTE AND WON’T GET OFF SO I CAN FIND IT

AND I WAS EVEN GONNA WATCH HER FAVORITE SHOW

#reasonswhyireallydon’tfreakingcareshe’stheprincess

littleenolaholmes:

* she kisses kiss hair and tightens her grip on him*

Yeah… Wouldn’t end well for either of them… Poor babies… So scarred and broken.

//*john grips her back happily*

They need all sorts of little adorable loving each other happily even though things hurt.

littleenolaholmes:

// I honestly don’t think she could ever do that. Hitting him in anyway scares her and makes her shut down. And it reminds her too much of that jerk she dated in hs.

*Enola holds John tightly and buried her head on his shoulder.*

//*John snuggles up and mewls softly with his hands tight in her shirt.*

That’s probably for the best, there are a lot of memories associated with the idea and I think it would just end badly 90 something percent of the time. Exceptions being pretty much her playfully deciding to slap his butt while they’re doing random things just because

littleenolaholmes:

seriesofdisasters:

littleenolaholmes:

Enola wouldn’t anything with him that she even suspected could trigger his PTSD…

//which is one reason he loves her but that would definately do it. Oh man did that do it.

// which is why in their reality she wouldn’t even suggest it b

//*kisses for Enola*
*John curling up in her lap*
John is a little bummed out though, because the idea of Enola having him chained up a little and in possession of a whip should have been really, /really/ sexy and he wishes he could just see it as that

littleenolaholmes:

Enola wouldn’t anything with him that she even suspected could trigger his PTSD…

//which is one reason he loves her but that would definately do it. Oh man did that do it.

littleenolaholmes:

// Awww, poor John…

//he’s hyperventalating a little. Like ok yay Enola’s trying to be sexy but he made it 0.5 sec and then just had a breakdown and fell on the floor like he’s gonna die. He’s crying and just like no no no no no no no more no.

Idiot needs better numbers.

littleenolaholmes:

seriesofdisasters
replied to your
post
:
“John will also take 30, 21, and 7.”
:
//JOHN YOU HAVE HORRIBLE PICKING POWER. NONE. HE WANTS NONE.

He really is bad at this tonight. Wow…

//He almost cried at the chains
like he picked two totally unsexy and then that one is like a nightmare

littleenolaholmes:

seriesofdisasters
replied to your
post
:
“John says 23”
:
//OH COME ON THE ONE TIME

Ahaha. Whoops

//John felt the need to re-draw. As much as he wants dinner with Enola he feels cheated.

themusicofc17h21no4:

seriesofdisasters:

themusicofc17h21no4:

Yeah. One of the reasons I’m worried. I’ve seen syphillis brains online. Ergh.

Also drunk brains. My brain is always a risk.

Ones with syphillis are worse. Fucking holes everywhere and erghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhborderlinephobia

Well I don’t plan on losing my brain at all

themusicofc17h21no4:

seriesofdisasters:

((FACEMUSH))

//I JUST WANT GEEZERLOCK

ALL THE GEEZERLOCK

((GRUMPY GRANDPA SHERLOCK WITH HIS BEES AND BOOKS

but canonically p much a hermit so))

//YES BUT IMAGINE JOHN RETIRING WITH HIM BECAUSE HE IS ALSO LONELY

AND JOHN’S CHILD BRINGS THEM A GRANDCHILD SOMETIMES

BUT MOSTLY IT’S JUST THEM BEING GEEZERS

AND SHERLOCK WITH HIS BEES AND JOHN WITH HIS GARDEN

AND ACTING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE EVEN IF THEY’RE PLATONIC BECAUSE THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER