loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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aphdandtwosons:

seriesofdisasters:

aphdandtwosons:

I do, believe me. We chat on a regular basis, though they never tell me how he is. I suppose that’s good since it means it’s nothing too poorly…

He’s fine.

They’d tell you otherwise.

After a life-threatening point.

No. Before.

themusicofc17h21no4: I!Rene!!! Film trailer!!!!

themusicofc17h21no4:

seriesofdisasters:

themusicofc17h21no4:

seriesofdisasters:

WHAT

BATTLE OF FIVE ARMIES

TRAILER

FILM

THING

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

HOBBIT FILM

HOBBIT FILM

TRAILERTRAILERTRAILER

OH
COOL

themusicofc17h21no4: I!Rene!!! Film trailer!!!!

themusicofc17h21no4:

seriesofdisasters:

WHAT

BATTLE OF FIVE ARMIES

TRAILER

FILM

THING

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

aphdandtwosons:

I do, believe me. We chat on a regular basis, though they never tell me how he is. I suppose that’s good since it means it’s nothing too poorly…

He’s fine.

They’d tell you otherwise.

themusicofc17h21no4: I!Rene!!! Film trailer!!!!

WHAT

aphdandtwosons:

seriesofdisasters:

aphdandtwosons:

seriesofdisasters:

aphdandtwosons:

You must be very special to him.

..yes. It’s not good for him, but he won’t believe that.

That’s not filling me with much confidence.

I’m not trying to.

You’re looking after him, it really would be nice if I didn’t worry about a phone call from the coroner on a daily basis.

Don’t worry about the coroner. He’s got too many people looking after him for that. Worry about a call from the Stevens saying he’s lost his mind.

aphdandtwosons:

seriesofdisasters:

aphdandtwosons:

You must be very special to him.

..yes. It’s not good for him, but he won’t believe that.

That’s not filling me with much confidence.

I’m not trying to.

themusicofc17h21no4:

seriesofdisasters:

themusicofc17h21no4:

seriesofdisasters:

themusicofc17h21no4:

oh

er

oh

i had to ask her if she would like a baby if you couldn’t and if i couldn’t because i couldn’t i couldn’t and i couldn’t even breathe i had to know you would have someone and i didn’t know who else to ask

i just… i just… baby…

thank you

no that was bad of me

but… you’re welcome

makes better, easier

i’m still sorry

nolongerjerseysboy:

seriesofdisasters

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"Okay, I’m done. I cannot possibly read another word today. Please tell me there’s something, anything, we can do tonight.”

"Well I’m sure we can come up with something… however leaving anything on the table is dangerous, Danny. You never know what someone’s going to suggest.”